You Don't Mess with the Zohan
HD 05/06/2008 · (US) · 1h 53m
2.87 / 5 points
Overview
"Lather. Rinse. Save the world."
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Dennis Dugan
Director
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Adam Sandler
/ Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
/ Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
/ John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
/ Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
/ Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
/ Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
/ Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Mariah Carey
/ Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
/ Yamit Sol
Dorit
Adria Tennor
/ Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
/ Daoud Heidami
Nasi
Dave Matthews
/ Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
/ Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
/ Michael Buffer
Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
/ Ido Mosseri
Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
/ Sayed Badreya
Hamdi
Robert Smigel
/ Robert Smigel
Yosi
Ido Mor
/ Ido Mor
Hassan
Donna Feldman
/ Donna Feldman
Michal
Norma Michaels
/ Norma Michaels
Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser
/ Danny A. Abeckaser
Ze'ev
Bunny Levine
/ Bunny Levine
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
/ Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe
/ John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Dina Doron
/ Dina Doron
Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
/ Shelley Berman
Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
/ Chris Rock
Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria
/ John Paul DeJoria
Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa
/ Alec Mapa
Claude
Ahmed Ahmed
/ Ahmed Ahmed
Waleed
Ben Wise
/ Ben Wise
Yitzhak
John Farley
/ John Farley
Tom
Yossi Marshek
/ Yossi Marshak
Pinchas
Guri Weinberg
/ Guri Weinberg
Aharon
Mousa Kraish
/ Mousa Kraish
Bashir
Roni Levy
/ Roni Levy
Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam
/ Reuven Bar-Yotam
Levi
Barry Livingston
/ Barry Livingston
Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford
/ Rick Gifford
Philip
Daniel Browning Smith
/ Daniel Browning Smith
Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel
/ Tyler Spindel
Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov
/ Julia Lea Wolov
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
/ Dana Goodman
Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland
/ Todd Holland
Fred
Kevin Grady
/ Kevin Grady
Coleman
Bobby Tisdale
/ Bobby Tisdale
Skizzy
Herzl Tobey
/ Herzl Tobey
Commander
Ori Pfeffer
/ Ori Pfeffer
Second Commander
Alex Luria
/ Alex Luria
Koby
Guy Oseary
/ Guy Oseary
Avi
Yinon Sapir
/ Yinon Sapir
Danny
Naama Nativ
/ Naama Nativ
Sara
Dennis Dugan
/ Dennis Dugan
Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol
/ Gerry Del Sol
Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen
/ Shulie Cowen
Debbie
Maysoon Zayid
/ Maysoon Zayid
Nadira
Helen Siff
/ Helen Siff
Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost
/ Cynthia Frost
Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger
/ Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
/ Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
/ Marjorie Loomis
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
/ Carol Schlanger
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
/ Edith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
/ Phoebe Dorin
Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
/ Lina So
Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
/ Eloise DeJoria
Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long
/ Vanessa Long
Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese
/ Donielle Artese
African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand
/ Blake Bertrand
Little Boy
Sidney Ganis
/ Sidney Ganis
Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps
/ Laurie Meghan Phelps
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway
/ Kenneth Greenaway
DJ
Constance Barron
/ Constance Barron
First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
/ Kristen Lowman
First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
/ Penelope Windust
Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
/ Kathleen Noone
Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
/ Christopher Innvar
Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
/ Ray Garvey
Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison
/ Barbara Ann Davison
Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff
/ Eric Lamonsoff
Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
/ Connor Wiles
Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco
/ Jennifer De Minco
Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett
/ Nicole Bennett
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck
/ Edmund Lyndeck
Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour
/ Lily Javaherpour
Inaz
Kristina Haddad
/ Kristina Haddad
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko
/ Larry Marko
Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard
/ Anne Marie Howard
Reporter
Veerta Motiani
/ Veerta Motiani
Beach Girl
Billy Concha
/ Billy Concha
Kayaker
Marco Khan
/ Marco Khan
Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb
/ Sam Sagheb
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
/ Latif Marotti
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
/ Christian Reeve
Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian
/ Aesop Aquarian
Rabbi
Michelle Arenal
/ Michelle Arenal
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
/ Jordan Ashbrook
Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias
/ Moran Atias
Eti
Ashley Ausburn
/ Ashley Ausburn
Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle
/ Barbara Jean Barrielle
Cheerleader
Mike Basone
/ Mike Basone
Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh
/ Mike Batayeh
Fry Cook
Robert Benny
/ Robert Benny
Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley
/ Denise Bradley
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
/ Guile Branco
Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown
/ Lamar Brown
Businessman
Melanie Bulujian
/ Melanie Bulujian
Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral
/ Monica Cabral
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon
/ Kevin Cannon
Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher
/ Ella Christopher
Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark
/ Nick Clark
Nick
Cheryl Cosenza
/ Cheryl Cosenza
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
/ Rossie Cottrell
Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne
/ John Dardenne
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
/ Joseph DeLuca
Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn
/ Kendall Draughn
Picnic Girl
John Duerler
/ John Duerler
Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
/ Marshall Factora
Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano
/ Eric Feliciano
Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher
/ Ian Fisher
Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams
/ Anna Garcia Williams
Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza
/ Leslie Garza
Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen
/ Jessica Mei Gershen
Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis
/ Nikki Giavasis
Waitress
Ronald E. Giles
/ Ronald E. Giles
Commuter
Sharlene Grover
/ Sharlene Grover
Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
/ Sepideh Haftgoli
Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
/ Zahra Heydari
Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
/ Seth Howard
Party Guy
Kevin James
/ Kevin James
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans
/ Paul Jeans
Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson
/ Dave Johnson
Spectator
Todd Justin
/ Todd Justin
Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi
/ Sam Kalidi
Amir
Sona Karia
/ Sona Karia
Reporter
Rock Kohli
/ Rock Kohli
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
/ Mark Kubr
Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee
/ Timothy Dean Lee
Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes
/ Paula Lemes
Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
/ Bernadette Lords
Businesswoman
Anthony Martins
/ Anthony Martins
Arab #3
Roni Meron
/ Roni Meron
Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano
/ Nicole Montano
Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy
/ Rachael Murphy
Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
/ Bibiana Navas
Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis
/ Christina Neferis
Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl
/ Adam Ohl
Street Merchant
John Radcliff
/ John Radcliff
Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine
/ Klavdia Ramnareine
The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut
/ Deborah Rombaut
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko
/ Sandra Rosko
Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro
/ Rob Shapiro
Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
/ Mikael Sharafyan
Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire
/ Jhennah Sinclaire
Dancer
Terrie Snell
/ Terrie Snell
Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
/ Chris Spinelli
Angry Palestinian
Riley Thomas Stewart
/ Riley Thomas Stewart
Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler
/ Lee Stickler
Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer
/ Sarah Stringer
Party Goer
Christa Texeira
/ Christa Texeira
Ruth
Keana Texeira
/ Keana Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira
/ Seth Texeira
Zeb
Sophie Texeira
/ Sophie Texeira
Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas
/ Ryan Phillip Thomas
Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel
/ Gina Tleel
Shopper
Uzimann
/ Uzimann
Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer
/ Kevin van Doorslaer
Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij
/ Dave Vij
Disco-Tech
Holly Weber
/ Holly Weber
Girlfriend
Molly Weiner
/ Molly Weiner
Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie
/ Joe Van Wie
Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler
/ Henry Winkler
Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh
/ Saye Yabandeh
Girlfriend
Julius Zagon
/ Julius Zagon
Ukrossi
David Zahedian
/ David Zahedian
Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy
/ Betty Murphy
Mrs. Haines
George Takei
/ George Takei
George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler
/ Dianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia
/ Maite Garcia
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Sadie Sandler
/ Sadie Sandler
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Mark Winn
/ Mark Winn
News Cameraman (uncredited)
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